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THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF HORACE HORRISE

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The book for people who don't usually read books

No long chapters. No complicated plots. No trying to remember where you got to.

Just open the book anywhere and enjoy a complete Horace Horrise adventure in a few minutes.

Whether you've got five minutes before work, a tea break, a train journey or just want a laugh before bed, The Very Secret Diary of Horace Horrise is ready whenever you are.

Inside you'll discover 366 hilarious bite-sized adventures, each with its own story, together with hundreds of entertaining illustrations.

Read one each day for a whole year... or ignore the dates completely and simply open the book at random. Every page brings another unexpected escapade from Horace's wonderfully chaotic world.

Why readers love it

  • 366 complete adventures – one for every day of the year.

  • Perfect for busy people – each story takes only a few minutes to read.

  • Ideal for reluctant readers who don't enjoy long novels.

  • Packed with hundreds of illustrations that bring every adventure to life.

  • Brilliant bedtime, coffee-break or travelling companion.

  • Makes a wonderfully unusual gift for anyone who enjoys British humour.​

 

Meet Horace Horrise

Horace Horrise is energetic, mischievous, endlessly inventive and usually just one bright idea away from complete disaster.

Whether he's causing chaos at home, getting into trouble with friends, confusing adults or turning everyday situations into unforgettable adventures, Horace always manages to leave a trail of laughter behind him.

If you've ever enjoyed the humour of Just William or Adrian Mole, you'll soon feel at home in Horace's delightfully topsy-turvy world.

A book you'll keep picking up

Most books are read once and put back on the shelf.

 

The Very Secret Diary of Horace Horrise is different.

 

Because every story stands alone, it's the sort of book you'll return to again and again whenever you fancy a smile.

 

One adventure.

One laugh.

One more page...

Then somehow you've read ten.

Warning: Reading "just one more story" has been known to result in unexpectedly late nights.

Order your copy today and discover why Horace Horrise has become one of the UK's most memorable mischievous Scouts.

 

"...the funniest author since Sue Townsend and The Diary of Adrian Mole." Facebook review

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