John Hemming-Clark
The ULEZ Crook - a ballad
Someone made the suggestion to me that Sadiq Khan, if he could get away with it, would charge pedestrians and their emissions. That was...
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Horace Horrise Garden of Fun
I'm very excited that my "Horace Horrise Garden of Fun" is currently no. 7 in The 10 Best Things to do in Chislehurst. My garden, that...
John Hemming-Clark
If Gondolas Could Talk
IF GONDOLAS COULD TALK 101 SUPERLATIVE SHORT SKI STORIES FROM THE SNOWY SLOPES AND BEYOND "Exceptionally funny" Scout & Scouting...
John Hemming-Clark
World's Smallest Library
The World's Smallest Library is in Chislehurst! Read about it at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/worldssmallestlibrary...
John Hemming-Clark
England is the 2nd most densely populated country in the world...
England is the 2nd most densely populated country in the world when measured by area. That is to say, there is only one country that has...
John Hemming-Clark
Speed Camera Bird Box
My new Horace Horrise bird box in the Garden of Fun is proving very popular with motorists, many of whom are slowing right down to get a...
John Hemming-Clark
An Independent Chislehurst? Or, The Ballad of The War Memorial Crossing Or, Abstain, Abstain, Absent
An Independent Chislehurst? Or, The Ballad of The War Memorial Crossing Or, Abstain, Abstain, Absent - A Lament "Chislehurst is a special...
John Hemming-Clark
As the scout was pulled burning hot...
When I first became a scout leader I had a conversation with a neighbouring leader that went along the lines of... Malcolm: I gave a new...
John Hemming-Clark
Sue Gray Report
Cameron: I say Johnson old chap, aren't you taking your school report home to ma and pa? Johnson: Fat chance of that old boy. Miss Gray...
John Hemming-Clark
HE'S BACK - TODAY!
"The Further Adventures of Horace Horrise" with FREE calendar offer. The UK's funniest, liveliest and naughtiest young person with four...
John Hemming-Clark
They don't make can openers like they used to. Or children.
Oh dear. Yesterday I threw out our next to useless (only) can opener. Today an unnamed individual decided to make fishcakes but first...
John Hemming-Clark
The Syphoning Badge
Horace Horrise is back! Friday was another great scout meeting. John [Scout Leader] asked us last week what badges we would like to do...
John Hemming-Clark
Special Offers
I have several special offers that you can find at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/specialoffers
John Hemming-Clark
Before I was a scout leader I was a parent...
Before I was a scout leader I was a parent so I totally understand the (for now anonymous) mother who considered this, "Beaver badges...
John Hemming-Clark
“I've had a lot of worries in my life..."
“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.” Mark Twain
John Hemming-Clark
Suspended by The Scout Association
“I resent the idea that people would blame the messenger for the message, rather than looking at the content of the message itself.”...
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I resent the idea...
“I resent the idea that people would blame the messenger for the message, rather than looking at the content of the message itself.”...
John Hemming-Clark
Make a Perpetual Calendar!
Here's a great activity that will ensure your young people will always know what date it is! You will need: Pen Scissors Tape Two printed...
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