Twenty-two testimonies to challenge aggressive atheists, awkward agnostics and those who just don't seem to care, as well as being of...

What a funny old world we live in. We spend an inordinate amount of time protecting our children from danger, both real and imaginary,...

My new book, Transformative Testimonies: The wonder of God in the modern world, will be released on 11th November 2023. There will be a...

Featuring the best of the snipped, smeared, smashed, suffocated and stolen. A4 size. 13 full-colour photos. All profits will be used to...

250 DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE FROM 26th August 2023 CROSS OFF AND COUNT DOWN THE NUMBER OF DAYS SADIQ KHAN HAS LEFT AS LONDON'S WORST-EVER...

The National Snow Show is coming for the first time to London as well as Birmingham this year! The National Snow Week is a week...

Download and let's get it to number one! Send a message to those at the top that we know what they're up to: first it's cars, then it's...

Someone made the suggestion to me that Sadiq Khan, if he could get away with it, would charge pedestrians and their emissions. That was...

I'm very excited that my "Horace Horrise Garden of Fun" is currently no. 7 in The 10 Best Things to do in Chislehurst. My garden, that...

IF GONDOLAS COULD TALK 101 SUPERLATIVE SHORT SKI STORIES FROM THE SNOWY SLOPES AND BEYOND ​ "Exceptionally funny" Scout & Scouting...

The World's Smallest Library is in Chislehurst! Read about it at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/worldssmallestlibrary...

My new Horace Horrise bird box in the Garden of Fun is proving very popular with motorists, many of whom are slowing right down to get a...

An Independent Chislehurst? Or, The Ballad of The War Memorial Crossing Or, Abstain, Abstain, Absent - A Lament "Chislehurst is a special...

When I first became a scout leader I had a conversation with a neighbouring leader that went along the lines of... Malcolm: I gave a new...

Cameron: I say Johnson old chap, aren't you taking your school report home to ma and pa? Johnson: Fat chance of that old boy. Miss Gray...

"The Further Adventures of Horace Horrise" with FREE calendar offer. The UK's funniest, liveliest and naughtiest young person with four...

Oh dear. Yesterday I threw out our next to useless (only) can opener. Today an unnamed individual decided to make fishcakes but first...

Horace Horrise is back! Friday was another great scout meeting. John [Scout Leader] asked us last week what badges we would like to do...