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Horace Horrise - Mischievous Scout: Moonwalk
Seventy-five teams. Twenty-five survival challenges. One epic night in the woods. Welcome to Moonwalk , the ultimate overnight scout...

John Hemming-Clark
Mar 221 min read


Exciting news.Win £100!
A NEW Horace Horrise book will be out next year and I would like you to have the opportunity to design an embroidered badge that will not...

John Hemming-Clark
Nov 25, 20241 min read


Seriously Good Fun Scout Activities is back in stock
Seriously Good Fun Scout Activities – The Ultimate Guide to Unforgettable Adventures! Are you a Scout leader, outdoor enthusiast, or...

John Hemming-Clark
Nov 8, 20242 min read
Nativity season is upon us.
Probably the best Nativity experience I've ever had... Christmas is a very busy time in Chislehurst. With at least eight churches, three...

John Hemming-Clark
Dec 17, 20234 min read


Silent Stand-Up
One of the unexpected pluses from being an exhibitor at the recent snow shows in Birmingham and London was that my stand was opposite,...

John Hemming-Clark
Dec 4, 20232 min read


Transformative Testimonies. The wonder of God in the modern world
Twenty-two testimonies to challenge aggressive atheists, awkward agnostics and those who just don't seem to care, as well as being of...

John Hemming-Clark
Nov 13, 20232 min read


Goodbye Halloween
What a funny old world we live in. We spend an inordinate amount of time protecting our children from danger, both real and imaginary,...

John Hemming-Clark
Oct 31, 20231 min read


Transformative Testimonies
My new book, Transformative Testimonies: The wonder of God in the modern world, will be released on 11th November 2023. There will be a...

John Hemming-Clark
Sep 18, 20231 min read


ULEZ CAMERA CALENDAR 2024
Featuring the best of the snipped, smeared, smashed, suffocated and stolen. A4 size. 13 full-colour photos. All profits will be used to...

John Hemming-Clark
Sep 5, 20231 min read


Sadiq Khan Countdown Calendar
250 DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE FROM 26th August 2023 CROSS OFF AND COUNT DOWN THE NUMBER OF DAYS SADIQ KHAN HAS LEFT AS LONDON'S WORST-EVER...

John Hemming-Clark
Aug 28, 20231 min read


The National Snow Week - FREE ticket offer!
The National Snow Show is coming for the first time to London as well as Birmingham this year! The National Snow Week is a week...

John Hemming-Clark
Mar 30, 20231 min read


The ULEZ Crook - download
Download and let's get it to number one! Send a message to those at the top that we know what they're up to: first it's cars, then it's...

John Hemming-Clark
Feb 16, 20231 min read


The ULEZ Crook - a ballad
Someone made the suggestion to me that Sadiq Khan, if he could get away with it, would charge pedestrians and their emissions. That was...

John Hemming-Clark
Jan 29, 20233 min read


Horace Horrise Garden of Fun
I'm very excited that my "Horace Horrise Garden of Fun" is currently no. 7 in The 10 Best Things to do in Chislehurst. My garden, that...

John Hemming-Clark
Jan 11, 20231 min read


If Gondolas Could Talk
IF GONDOLAS COULD TALK 101 SUPERLATIVE SHORT SKI STORIES FROM THE SNOWY SLOPES AND BEYOND ​ "Exceptionally funny" Scout & Scouting...

John Hemming-Clark
Jan 6, 20231 min read


World's Smallest Library
The World's Smallest Library is in Chislehurst! Read about it at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/worldssmallestlibrary...

John Hemming-Clark
Sep 17, 20221 min read



John Hemming-Clark
Jun 28, 20220 min read
England is the 2nd most densely populated country in the world...
England is the 2nd most densely populated country in the world when measured by area. That is to say, there is only one country that has...

John Hemming-Clark
Jun 22, 20221 min read


Speed Camera Bird Box
My new Horace Horrise bird box in the Garden of Fun is proving very popular with motorists, many of whom are slowing right down to get a...

John Hemming-Clark
Jun 20, 20221 min read


An Independent Chislehurst? Or, The Ballad of The War Memorial Crossing Or, Abstain, Abstain, Absent
An Independent Chislehurst? Or, The Ballad of The War Memorial Crossing Or, Abstain, Abstain, Absent - A Lament "Chislehurst is a special...

John Hemming-Clark
Mar 3, 20223 min read
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