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The ULEZ Crook - download

Download and let's get it to number one! Send a message to those at the top that we know what they're up to: first it's cars, then it's...

Horace Horrise Garden of Fun

I'm very excited that my "Horace Horrise Garden of Fun" is currently no. 7 in The 10 Best Things to do in Chislehurst. My garden, that...

If Gondolas Could Talk

IF GONDOLAS COULD TALK 101 SUPERLATIVE SHORT SKI STORIES FROM THE SNOWY SLOPES AND BEYOND ​ "Exceptionally funny" Scout & Scouting...

World's Smallest Library

The World's Smallest Library is in Chislehurst! Read about it at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/worldssmallestlibrary...

Speed Camera Bird Box

My new Horace Horrise bird box in the Garden of Fun is proving very popular with motorists, many of whom are slowing right down to get a...

As the scout was pulled burning hot...

When I first became a scout leader I had a conversation with a neighbouring leader that went along the lines of... Malcolm: I gave a new...

Sue Gray Report

Cameron: I say Johnson old chap, aren't you taking your school report home to ma and pa? Johnson: Fat chance of that old boy. Miss Gray...

HE'S BACK - TODAY!

"The Further Adventures of Horace Horrise" with FREE calendar offer. The UK's funniest, liveliest and naughtiest young person with four...

The Syphoning Badge

Horace Horrise is back! Friday was another great scout meeting. John [Scout Leader] asked us last week what badges we would like to do...

Special Offers

I have several special offers that you can find at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/specialoffers

Suspended by The Scout Association

“I resent the idea that people would blame the messenger for the message, rather than looking at the content of the message itself.”...

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