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Nativity season is upon us.

Probably the best Nativity experience I've ever had... Christmas is a very busy time in Chislehurst. With at least eight churches, three...

Silent Stand-Up

One of the unexpected pluses from being an exhibitor at the recent snow shows in Birmingham and London was that my stand was opposite,...

Goodbye Halloween

What a funny old world we live in. We spend an inordinate amount of time protecting our children from danger, both real and imaginary,...

Transformative Testimonies

My new book, Transformative Testimonies: The wonder of God in the modern world, will be released on 11th November 2023. There will be a...

Sadiq Khan Countdown Calendar

250 DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE FROM 26th August 2023 CROSS OFF AND COUNT DOWN THE NUMBER OF DAYS SADIQ KHAN HAS LEFT AS LONDON'S WORST-EVER...

The ULEZ Crook - download

Download and let's get it to number one! Send a message to those at the top that we know what they're up to: first it's cars, then it's...

Horace Horrise Garden of Fun

I'm very excited that my "Horace Horrise Garden of Fun" is currently no. 7 in The 10 Best Things to do in Chislehurst. My garden, that...

If Gondolas Could Talk

IF GONDOLAS COULD TALK 101 SUPERLATIVE SHORT SKI STORIES FROM THE SNOWY SLOPES AND BEYOND ​ "Exceptionally funny" Scout & Scouting...

World's Smallest Library

The World's Smallest Library is in Chislehurst! Read about it at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/worldssmallestlibrary...

Speed Camera Bird Box

My new Horace Horrise bird box in the Garden of Fun is proving very popular with motorists, many of whom are slowing right down to get a...

As the scout was pulled burning hot...

When I first became a scout leader I had a conversation with a neighbouring leader that went along the lines of... Malcolm: I gave a new...

Sue Gray Report

Cameron: I say Johnson old chap, aren't you taking your school report home to ma and pa? Johnson: Fat chance of that old boy. Miss Gray...

HE'S BACK - TODAY!

"The Further Adventures of Horace Horrise" with FREE calendar offer. The UK's funniest, liveliest and naughtiest young person with four...

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