"Ten o'clock news dad?" Karen Horrise asked as she pressed the button on the remote that sent the dull red LED light in the corner of the...

Horace's dad gave him a penknife for Christmas.

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"James?" I seem to have an alias! But then again Horace has some explaining to do...